Friar Chudkosky: Greetings! You are one of the local natives are you not?
Ana, Mammazon Princess: I’m a Mammazon, and NO, you can’t have my banana.
Friar Chudkosky: I’m… Not concerned with your banana. BUT, I AM concerned with your soul! I can show you the pearly gates of pure happiness, high in the heavens where you will live in bliss for all eternity…
Ana, Mammazon Princess: Okay, that is hands down the cheesiest pick up line I’ve ever heard.
Friar Chudkosky: Wait! No! It wasn’t a pick up line!

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Oh, Heavenly Banana. And yes, the right banana can be quite heavenly, right up there with a good Mutton, Lettuce and Tomato sandwich.