Zartan Greatstroke: Might I be of some assistance in the resolution of this dispute?
Ana, Mammazon Princess: Not likely, Mr. Monkey’s uncle.
Irate Monkey: EWOO QUEEK QUEEEEK EWOOP
Zartan Greatstroke: Oh, where are my manners, I forgot to introduce my self, I am Zartan, Earl of Greatstroke and Lord of the Apes.
Ana, Mammazon Princess: That’s a mouthful, unlike other parts of you which aren’t. Of course that
wouldn’t be as obvious if you’d read the instruction manual on your loin cloth.
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He’ll Be the Monkey’s Uncle.
Princess Ana is appropriately not impressed.